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Uh, Carol, would you take a letter for
me, please?

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Shoot. To my new patient, Mrs. Dixon.

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Gotcha. Address is in the file.

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Right on.

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Carol, would you just take the letter
and never mind the snappy patter, okay?

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I can dig it.

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Go to my office, Carol. We gotta pick
the winners. Bets have to be down by

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Jerry, I'm dictating a letter. Can you
call your own bookie? Sure, as soon as

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Carol tells me who to bet on.

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Carol picks the winners?

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We happen to be 327 bucks ahead on
college basketball games alone.

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What do you like, Carol?

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I think our best bet is University of
Nevada, Las Vegas over Pepperdine.

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You like the color of their uniforms,
huh?

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I like their center.

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He can hook with either hand, and he has
probably the best outlet path since Wes

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Unseld.

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Well, everybody knows that.

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What about Loyola -Marquette?

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Marquette. Loyola.

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Loyola.

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That is absurd.

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I went there. They got to win. They're
going to get killed tonight.

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Well, not tonight. The game isn't
tonight.

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Oh, that's right. Those 12 ,000 fans who
are going to be there are just going to

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be there to cheer each other.

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I've been looking forward to that game,
and I forgot to get tickets.

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Well, Bob, just tell them that. They'll
let you in.

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Come on, partner. Let's go.

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If you're desperate, Bob, 1 ,000
standing room only tickets go on sale at

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'clock. Yeah, when I passed the stadium
this morning, they were lined around the

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block in the pouring rain.

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That's ridiculous. I'm an alumnus. I
don't have to stand in the pouring rain.

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Suit yourself.

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All I have to do is make one phone call.

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Emily?

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Do you have an umbrella with you?

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Did you get them? Did you get them?

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Pneumonia and bronchitis? Yeah, I got
them.

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I mean the tickets.

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Well, I was real close, Bob. The guy in
front of me got the last two.

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Did you ask him if they had any more?

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After standing in line in the pouring
rain for two hours, did I ask him? No, I

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just went away whistling a happy tune.

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He's really counting on those tickets.

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Yeah.

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That's why I bought two from a scalper.

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Emily, you are unbelievable.

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I know, I know.

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You have brains, talent, determination?

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I know, I know.

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You're tripping on my tickets.

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But dripping beautiful.

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I know, I know.

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Oh, hi, Bob.

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Is Emily home?

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Yeah, she's in the bedroom. Thanks.

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How are you?

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She's changing.

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Why? She's perfect the way she is.

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Oh, well, you know her better than I do.

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Well, maybe you can help me. Have you
got a pencil?

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Yeah, go ahead.

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Thank you. Have you got a piece of
paper?

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Thanks.

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You take this down?

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Now, I'm on standby, see?

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Now, if the airport calls, they'll
either offer me the flight to Denver

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or the flight to Paris tonight.

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Now... I'm going to show in about a half
hour.

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I'll get on about 9 .15.

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Of course, I may stay for the second
feature. Well, I won't stay if I go to

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Paris. Now, that's where you're going to
come and hang. See, I'm going to call

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you, and you're going to tell me where
I'm going.

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Now, you got that?

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No.

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Okay, then I'll just stay home.

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Emily, you better get dressed. We've got
to get ready for the game. The only

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thing I'm ready for is bed and a hot
water bottle.

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Thought you were going with Jerry.

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No, Jerry's going with his betting
partner, Carol the Greek.

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Oh, well, I don't really want to go,
Bob.

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Emily, the game is just a culmination of
a terrific evening.

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Before the game, we go to Runyon's
Beanery. That's where the beeper and I

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to go when we went to school.

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Well, I was never crazy about beans.

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Well, they don't serve beans. They serve
hamburgers. Well, how can they call it

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a beanery?

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Because Tony Caruso always liked the
name Runyon's Beanery.

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Who's Tony Caruso?

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Runyon.

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Now I get it.

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Hamburgers two inches thick, mugs of ice
-cold foaming draft beer.

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Then we link arms, and we sing our
school fight song.

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I was never good at linking arms.

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Look, Emily, it may sound silly to you,
and maybe it is, but it's colorful and

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exciting. It's like, you know, being a
kid again.

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You know, it does sound like fun.

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I think I will go.

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Great. And when we link arms, you can
just...

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Go to the ladies' room.

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Hey, hey, hey!

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I don't believe it. That sounds like the
peeper.

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Hey, hey, hey!

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Hey, Corrine!

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Oh, my goodness!

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I had an exploding cigar for you, but
Corrine smoked it on the plane.

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What are you two doing down?

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Well, our... Our fish restaurant in
Maine is doing so well, we're going to

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a second one in Las Vegas.

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Don't tell me you're going to feature
fish and chips.

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You're coming here on your way to Las
Vegas, huh?

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Hey, you think we'd fly across country
without seeing you?

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Yeah. Well, you're right, but we had a
couple of days extra, so what the heck.

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Maybe he's going to take us all out to
dinner. Oh, wonderful.

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Unless you had other plans.

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Well, we were going to the Loyola
Marquette basketball game. You're

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Oh, would I love to see that!

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Well, I've only got two tickets.

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Oh, and there's four of us.

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Yeah, but, you know, maybe two of us
could go. Like you and Corrine, or

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Emily and Corrine, or Emily or I.

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Say... You and I?

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Yeah, it's really a shame to waste the
ticket.

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Let's go, Corrine.

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Did I mention Peep and I on that list?
Go on, get out of here. Emily, you're

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greatest. She knows, she knows.

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They haven't changed a thing.

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Don't change a shrine, Peep.

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I'm glad we got here before the crowd.

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You are the crowd.

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What'll it be?

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What'll it be? Two ice -cold foaming
beers, right?

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Right.

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You know, sometimes I dream of Runyon's
beer. Don't you? No.

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I have a dream where I get attacked by a
tree.

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There you go.

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What happened to the foam?

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Oh, you want foam.

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Foam.

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a couple of two -inch -high hamburgers
smothered in grilled onions.

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Hey, that sounds good to me.

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Where are you going to get them?

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You know, you look very familiar.

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Everybody says that. It's because I look
like Johnny Carson.

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You're the same bartender that was here
20 years ago.

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I'm his son, Johnny Carson Jr.

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You're sure you don't have any
hamburgers? Well, I got a toaster oven.

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frozen sandwiches.

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Great, then heat us up two frozen
sandwiches. Boy, that sounds tasty.

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It's a shame that Emily and Cream can't
share all this.

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Well, game sold out.

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If you guys are talking about the
Marquette Loyola game, a couple of girls

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in here last night looking to get rid of
a couple of tickets.

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Oh, yeah? Do you think they'll be in
tonight?

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Well, they come in most every night.
They don't like to miss the swing in

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Listen, as long as you guys are going to
be here, do me a favor. Keep an eye on

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the place, will you? I'm going to run
out and I'm going to lay a bet. Loyola

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got to get creamed.

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And don't steal anything.

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If this was 20 years ago, you know what
we'd be doing right now?

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Yeah, having a better time.

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No, we'd be singing the school fight
song.

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Oh, that's right.

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You start.

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You can't remember it either, huh?

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It's something,

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something, alma mater.

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No, no, Bob, that's the school song. The
school fight song was something,

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something, rah, rah, rah.

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Boy, they don't write songs like that
anymore.

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Here's to the good old days.

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Let's do that toast we used to do here
20 years ago, remember? Sure.

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I think it was something, something,
down the hatch.

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Where's Johnny?

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Oh, the bartender, he stepped out.

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You guys are new here.

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Well, you certainly aren't.

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We come here every night.

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Oh, you must be the girls the bartender
told us about.

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Uh -huh. Well, I'm Kim, and this is my
friend Darva.

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I'm Bob, and this is Cliff.

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Bob only got two tickets to the
basketball game tonight, so we had to

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wives at home.

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Oh, of course you did.

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Yeah, we thought it'd be more fun if,
you know, there were four of us.

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Of course you would.

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Can you help us out?

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Oh, well, we'll do our best.

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And tell me, how much?

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Whatever you think is fair.

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No, I never like to pay more than 15
bucks.

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But seeing as we're desperate, how about
25 bucks?

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25 bucks a piece?

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Come on.

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Come on, it'll be fun.

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The girls will love it.

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Okay.

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You're on. And you're under arrest.
We're police officers.

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Okay. Up against the bar and spread
them.

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You heard her, Jack. Spread them. Spread
them?

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Our sandwich is ready.

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I think we're being arrested.

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For what?

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Solicitation, my fine friend.

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So, we just want a couple of tickets.

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I got you tickets.

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Tickets to the slammer.

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Thanks.

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Okay, you two creeps, sit down over
there while we talk to the lieutenant.

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Hey, congratulations.

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Yeah. I don't know why you don't believe
us. This is a gigantic

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misunderstanding.

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We wanted to get two tickets to the
basketball game, and you thought that we

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thought that you were ladies of the
evening.

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Walkers of the street.

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We're entitled to one phone call. Okay.
It better not be obscene.

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Irvin, I are cleaning up this town.
Yeah, we're going to get rid of vermin

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you.

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Vermin?

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Listen, let's call Emily and Corrine.
They'll get us out of here.

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Oh, I'm sure they'll understand when we
tell them we're in jail because we tried

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to pick up two 20 -year -old girls.

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Boy, I'd hate to be in our shoes.

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I'll call Howard. I've got a dime or
something.

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Here, let me help you. Where is it in...
I'll get it. Wait a second.

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There you go.

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Hey, you know, Bob, I found this nail
clipper in your pocket, too.

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Oh, good.

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You know, you borrowed this nail clipper
from me in college.

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No, no, I didn't.

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Sure you did, Bob. It's even got my
initials on it. C .M. Cliff Murdoch.

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C .M. for Clipmaster.

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Sure look like my nail clippers.

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Well, they're not.

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Take it easy, Bob. I'm the only friend
you've got.

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Hello, Howard?

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Yeah, uh, Bob. Hey, you and the Weeper
having a good time at the game?

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Never mind that, Howard.

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We need $200, and we need it fast.

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Well, I've only got about $20. Maybe
Emily has some money. Leave Emily out of

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this. Don't go over there. Well, there's
no problem. I'm with her now.

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I'm still on standby, so I thought I'd
bring the phone over to your place.

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Why do you need a couple hundred
dollars?

245
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:42,340
Uh, we want to buy some hot dogs.

246
00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:50,030
Cliff, find out how many want it with
mustard, all right?

247
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,370
80? Okay.

248
00:13:51,371 --> 00:13:54,539
Gee, that's awfully nice of you to buy
hot dogs for all those people you don't

249
00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:55,590
know.

250
00:13:56,140 --> 00:13:58,430
Basketball brings people together,
Howard.

251
00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,210
Honey,

252
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,370
what's going on?

253
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,200
It's Emily. Make basketball sounds.

254
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:06,550
Okay.

255
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,300
Bob, what's that noise?

256
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,230
Emily, you'll have to talk up. The crowd
is going crazy.

257
00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:27,440
It's halftime, and Cliff and I are
buying hot dogs for everybody.

258
00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:28,870
Why?

259
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,640
Because it's our round.

260
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:37,800
Pass that down, Charlie. The ketchup's
in the little packet.

261
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:42,400
Come on, Harvey, you don't sound like
yourself. Something, something, rah,

262
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:43,490
rah!

263
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:10,379
Yes, you're right. It's probably one of
their practical jokes.

264
00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:13,519
They were just checking to see if we
were home. They're probably going to

265
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,500
deliver us 50 pounds of potato salad.

266
00:15:15,501 --> 00:15:18,559
But why would they want to know if
Howard had any money?

267
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,560
Maybe the salad's coming COD.

268
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,840
I don't understand this. It means cash
on delivery.

269
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:31,279
Are we going to play Scrabble or are we
going to chit -chat all night? Yes,

270
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,339
we're going to play Scrabble. Howard,
it's your turn.

271
00:15:33,340 --> 00:15:35,180
Good. I win. I used up all my letters.

272
00:15:37,550 --> 00:15:40,350
Z -O -O -P -H -Y -T -E?

273
00:15:42,230 --> 00:15:43,280
Zoo fight.

274
00:15:44,730 --> 00:15:48,530
I challenge you, Howard. There's no such
word as zoo fight.

275
00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:49,860
Tell you so.

276
00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:51,280
Zoo fight.

277
00:15:51,390 --> 00:15:57,830
A disagreement between two or more
animals at a zoo.

278
00:16:02,430 --> 00:16:05,650
I don't mean to doubt you, but that's
bull.

279
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,750
Words were my business. I used to work
in a library.

280
00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:11,560
Well, I've been to a lot of zoos.

281
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:15,820
I don't believe it. There is such a
word.

282
00:16:16,380 --> 00:16:18,160
It was a very small library.

283
00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:22,780
It doesn't mean two animals fighting.
It's a kind of a sponge.

284
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,000
Oh, well, that's what I meant.

285
00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:30,600
Last time I was at the zoo, the sponges
were going at it to hammer and tongs.

286
00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:37,220
Well, let me see. That's 368 points for
me and zero for you, too.

287
00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:38,670
Tough noogie.

288
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:49,299
As soon as your lawyer gets back from
the basketball game, he'll get us out of

289
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,350
here.

290
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,290
Don't be so sure.

291
00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:56,299
Read that story about what happened to
the guy in Atlantic City?

292
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,220
The guy that swallowed the telephone?

293
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:00,810
No.

294
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,059
What guy swallowed a telephone?

295
00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:08,599
Some guy in Atlantic City.

296
00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:12,619
Why? I don't know. I guess he was bored.

297
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,560
That wasn't the guy you meant, was it?

298
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,530
No.

299
00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:22,999
I was talking about the guy that was
going to mail a letter. He got his hand

300
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,879
caught in the mailbox, and a cop came
along and arrested him for attempting to

301
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:27,930
steal the U .S. mail.

302
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,620
It's a federal offense.

303
00:17:29,621 --> 00:17:32,109
Well, they let him off, didn't they? Let
him off?

304
00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:33,160
Let him off.

305
00:17:33,670 --> 00:17:35,330
He was in jail for 20 years.

306
00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:37,730
I don't believe it.

307
00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:39,850
Don't believe it? Don't believe it?

308
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:41,380
It ruined him.

309
00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:45,400
He's a shattered hulk of a man. He just
walks the streets talking to himself.

310
00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:49,100
Well, when we get out of here in 20
years, we'll talk to each other.

311
00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:52,700
Right.

312
00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:54,770
So there's no problem.

313
00:17:55,010 --> 00:17:57,450
No, except I would like my nail clippers
back.

314
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:03,640
of things we need to straighten out.

315
00:18:03,641 --> 00:18:07,159
Yeah, like when do we get out of here?
Just cool it, punk. I don't want to have

316
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:08,500
to make things rough on you.

317
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,820
Your language is really abusive.

318
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:16,380
We need to know what time it was when we
arrested you.

319
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,240
It was exactly 8 .30.

320
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:19,520
Don't help them.

321
00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:23,000
The big guy cooperated. Remember that.

322
00:18:23,451 --> 00:18:25,459
All right.

323
00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:29,020
Now, which one of you made the actual
proposition?

324
00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:30,590
Bob did.

325
00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:41,760
Okay, everything's in order here.

326
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,480
You read them their rights, right? No,
you read them their rights.

327
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,160
No, reading the rights was your job.

328
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:52,339
We never agreed on who'd read them their
rights. So you never read them their

329
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,390
rights? Right.

330
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,400
Ha, ha.

331
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:02,000
You didn't read us our rights, you don't
have a case.

332
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,410
I could have sworn you read us our
rights.

333
00:19:07,590 --> 00:19:08,640
They did not.

334
00:19:08,850 --> 00:19:10,990
I think they did, Bob. It was around 8
.30.

335
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:14,470
Look, here is your clipmaster. Now, shut
up.

336
00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:19,310
I better go. I'll talk to the
lieutenant.

337
00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:22,950
Yeah, you got some explaining to do,
little lady.

338
00:19:25,190 --> 00:19:27,410
I'm real sorry about this, fellas.

339
00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:28,900
Oh, that's okay.

340
00:19:30,190 --> 00:19:32,430
I could have you pounding a beat in
Brooklyn.

341
00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:35,230
It's not easy being a cop.

342
00:19:35,231 --> 00:19:38,619
That's the trouble with police work
nowadays.

343
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:42,159
You bring the vermin in and the system
puts them right back out on the street

344
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,210
again.

345
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,780
I never thought I'd drop a water bomb on
my husband.

346
00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:50,500
It's a nice feeling.

347
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,010
Well,

348
00:19:52,011 --> 00:19:53,739
I think that's them.

349
00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:56,510
It's hard to tell from here. No, that's
them. That's them.

350
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,050
Ready?

351
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,300
Loyola. Marquette.

352
00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:40,309
It doesn't really make any difference
who wins or loses, does it? It's how you

353
00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:42,900
play the game. How'd they play the game?
Great. Lousy.

354
00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:44,140
Fair.

355
00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:50,969
Well, gee, it's been a while since
you've seen the apartment. Why don't I

356
00:20:50,970 --> 00:20:51,989
you on a little tour?

357
00:20:51,990 --> 00:20:53,040
Okay.

358
00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:55,330
What's going on here?

359
00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:57,620
My sightseeing.

360
00:20:57,710 --> 00:21:04,050
Sightseeing. Look at the craftsmanship
in this railing. That's wood and...

361
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:05,880
And wrought iron together.

362
00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:08,240
Makes you proud to be an American.

363
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:14,880
Bob Creeper.

364
00:21:14,881 --> 00:21:19,379
What are you guys doing home? The game
isn't over yet.

365
00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:21,220
They ran out of hot dogs.

366
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,520
Besides, it was really kind of dull.

367
00:21:23,521 --> 00:21:27,579
Dull? I'm listening to it on the radio.
I mean, they're in triple overtime.

368
00:21:27,580 --> 00:21:28,539
The score's tied.

369
00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:29,590
Howard?

370
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,600
You still on standby? Yeah.

371
00:21:31,601 --> 00:21:34,839
Well, don't you think you'd better get
back home? Otherwise, you'll miss that

372
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,999
phone call. Oh, yeah. I've got to get
over there.

373
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,050
Here.

374
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,930
Take this. If there are any calls,
they'll be for me.

375
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,010
Okay, Bob.

376
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,370
What's it all about?

377
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:52,990
Why'd you leave the game early? Where
have you been? What's going on?

378
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,670
Emily, I can't talk now. I'm waiting for
a call.

379
00:21:57,260 --> 00:21:58,400
I'll take it in the hall.

380
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:01,460
Maybe we'd better tell him the truth.

381
00:22:06,169 --> 00:22:12,989
Yeah. Well, you see, we were having a
beer at Runyon's, and we started

382
00:22:12,990 --> 00:22:14,230
missing you two.

383
00:22:14,430 --> 00:22:15,480
Oh, did you?

384
00:22:15,590 --> 00:22:20,229
Yeah, we did, and we wanted to buy a
couple of extra tickets from these two

385
00:22:20,230 --> 00:22:22,010
girls, see, so you could join us.

386
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:26,530
And they thought that we were trying to
pick them up.

387
00:22:27,330 --> 00:22:29,500
They thought Bob was trying to pick them
up.

388
00:22:34,390 --> 00:22:39,690
Funny thing is, they turned out to be
two plainclothes policewomen.

389
00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:45,650
So they arrested us for solicitation.

390
00:22:46,470 --> 00:22:50,650
And we spent the last four hours in
jail.

391
00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:54,850
It could have been 20 years.

392
00:22:57,410 --> 00:23:00,350
What's gonna happen now? A stink bomb is
gonna go off?

393
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,590
You're going to put potato salad in our
bed?

394
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,680
That's good. I'll eat some potato salad.

395
00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:09,000
You don't believe us.

396
00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:11,620
What do you take us for, Rue?

397
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:16,460
I guess you're just too sharp for us.

398
00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:19,980
That must be the potato salad.

399
00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:24,960
Excuse me, Chief.

400
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,640
Did someone up here lose these?

401
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:35,420
You've seen our new shower curtains. Oh,
but I think that would be a good time.

402
00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:44,580
You know, uh, you can be arrested for
dropping things on people.

403
00:23:44,581 --> 00:23:46,279
Now, get out of here, will you?

404
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,960
What did you say? Take a hike.

405
00:23:47,961 --> 00:23:51,879
Maybe you don't understand. You don't
get the picture, Jack.

406
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:53,020
We're police officers.

407
00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:56,040
Now, hop against the rail.

408
00:23:59,791 --> 00:24:02,669
This is a joke, isn't it, Bob?

409
00:24:02,670 --> 00:24:03,720
You too, Maggie.

410
00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:04,840
Lean.

411
00:24:08,230 --> 00:24:09,990
Don't forget to read us our rights.

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